Wales



Wales is a country in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It is where Vodka lives - no, not the drink.

Wales is often known as 'that place in England where they have sex with sheep and speak slowly'. This is at least partly untrue - Wales is not in England. Whether the entire statement is untrue is unknown and you would have to ask Vodka.

Wales is not to be confused with Whales, as whales are animals, and Wales is a country.

People in Wales commonly speak another language as well as English, and that is their native language, Welsh. Welsh is unintelligible to anyone who is not welsh, and will just look like keysmashing. Again, ask Vodka if you wish to try and read some welsh. Alternately, use Google Translate.