Category:Megu

''This is a page for the user megumitan on LiveJournal, also known as meguninjagami (previously neenjahgonal) on Tumblr. ''

MegumiTan, also known as Meg, Megu, or Megabyte, to name a few of her 230+ nicknames, roleplays as Iceland, Benelux, Macau, Turkey, Chatzy and whatever characters she can get her hands on. A self-proclaimed rogue and philomath, she is the Chatzy Bike (having done one-on-one RPs with nearly everyone in Hetaplay), the Commander, the Bartender, and the Troll Princess (for her ability to troll Vodka successfully and her work in creating Meguverse). Megu often likes to think she is best and giving suggestions and ideas to inspire people. Another version of her, River!Megu, is the RPhysical embodiment of most of Megu's more philosophical ideas.

General Information
Megu first joined Hetaplay right when HetaOni 2.0 ended and she was FINALLY able to get into the chatroom, as there were too many members previously for her to join in since the room had not been made Premium at the time. She was convinced to enter by Kahlan, whom she had trolled as a Pictonian on Tohla and ended up in a highly philosophical discussion with anonymously, until she finally decided to reveal herself once she tired of being the Pict. Though not afraid to make snarky or inappropriate comments, Megu was and still is terrified of the prospect of doing smut, leading her to stab anyone who suggests that she does so. Vodka is generally the victim of Megu's violence, a fact that Vodka often likes to touch on when they RP as themselves.

When Megu's 18th birthday came, moderator and Whale Commander Chiri offered her to GM for her birthday weekend, which she gladly accepted. She instantly set to work by making a Clue RP, which randomly exploded into the two main Narnias (Then a nickname for the Killer Base and Agent Base, and now a name for Hetaplay's other RP rooms), a complicated and near impossible Doomsday Plot (leading to Meguverse, an invention which she still blames on Kahl for forcing her to think and improvise during the RP), and lots of death, murder, and angst. This lead to her title as the Troll Princess.

Megu recently started to Livestream music when she realized that people actually kind of liked it, and that her ability to pick up songs on guitar and piano relatively quickly was novelty, and is now encouraged to update her bandcamp and her Youtube account often. However, she is easily distracted and always swamped, which makes it difficult for her to complete such tasks.

Megu is a total math/science/EVERYTHING nerd who picks up on languages easily (Mainly speaks Chinese and Spanish aside from English), and also enjoys drawing a lot. She is obsessed with eating anything that is edible, no matter how weird (One of her concoctions was a pate from Quebec, Laughing Cow Swiss, and fake maple syrup with Ritz Crackers), world cultures, and Eurovision. However, she was silly enough to accidentally introduce everyone to "Belgium Breakfast" during an RP Roulette.

She is the younger sister of Spyro, the Wife of Vodka, the Mother of Taka, the Daughter of Vati and Han, the NutMeg twin of Nutty, the Age twin of Star, Kahl's ficwriting partner in crime, and Jaz's "West" (both live in the State Washington). Megu is often shipped with Vodka, Kahl, and Kia. She is in the USUKCycle with Nutty and Star and the Late Night Trio with Chiri and Star.

Personality
There is no accurate information for this section. Megu doesn't know either.



Misc.
Megu weel offin taip foeneddically jess fear foonsies. Chee duz eet joss ter meg e poynt.

Megu proudly boasts a 3.5 octave range. 8D

Megu claims to have semantic paraphasia, which would explain any or all of her typos and conventions errrors. She also enjoys making pet names for those around her, most infamously "Vika," her nickname for Vodka.

Megu was spared from Aspen's Valentine's Day killing spree when she convinced Aspen that she was a living Taipan, which is true. Megu is a PROUD Taiwanese/US dual citizen obsessed with Japanese culture and anime. Tastefully.

Megu sings duets on Skype with Maple and Gets will often use piano recordings from her livestreams to make music, which Megu finds pretty frickin' awesome.

Megu calls her area the "USUK City."

Megu's face apparently has to be censored on Tumblr, according to Vika.

Megu also puts Star in straitjackets whenever Star is misbehaving or has consumed something that will make her hyper.

River!Megu and (Im)ugem
River!Megu is based off the Joss Whedon show "Firefly" and the character River Tam. Like River Tam, River!Megu is cracked and insane, and was found in a box. However, unlike the show, River!Megu was found in a mausoleum. She is often paired with Vampire!Kahl, though their relationship is infact platonic, similar to that of Simon Tam and River Tam, who are brother and sister.

(Im)ugem is Megu's parallel self, who she kills often because she gets easily irritated with him, even though she tends to keep Ugem in a box. Ugem is best described as an insentivie, unintelligent, shallow, physically strong jock who has no talent whatsoever (not saying that Megu does).

Trademark tics, sayings, quotes, etc.
"Megu trolls 8D'"

"Megu stabs Vika"

''"Sweer dreeps, me lovelies!" ''

Outside Commentary
(If Megu just writes the page herself, this Wiki would be inaccurate because it would only portray herself as how she sees herself. For this reason, she leaves this section editable by others to further neutralize this article.)